The Cyndrome

cracked:

Solutions.

Ehhh… right……. 

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

buzzfeed:

This penguin is such a jerk. 

wtfdigest:

My server friend got this “tip” on the back of a receipt the other day.

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pleatedjeans:

21 Funny Signs From The Simpsons

averymonsen:

All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY!

All My Friends Are Dead now has a SEQUEL! It’s called All My Friends Are STILL Dead and it just came out a few days ago. To celebrate, we’re doing a giveaway. Here’s what you’ll get:

1. One signed copy of All My Friends Are Dead
2. One signed copy of All My Friends Are STILL Dead
3. One dinosaur toy
4. One All My Friends Are Dead t-shirt (printed on American Apparel, sizes and colors listed here)
5. One set of All My Friends Are Still Dead TEMPORARY TATTOOS!!!
6. One nice note from Avery and Jory, the authors

This is over $60 of awesome stuff, and some priceless stuff, too. ALL FREE FOR YOU! So what do you have to do to win it?

Just REBLOG THIS POST and DO NOT ERASE ANY TEXT. It’s as easy as that.

The contest will go until March 31st, and then I’ll randomly select THREE WINNERS from the list of rebloggers. That’s right: YOU’VE GOT THREE CHANCES TO WIN. So click REBLOG and enjoy All My Friends Are Still Dead.

themidstofyouandme:

Happy pie day

(via dinosaurtalk)

Love the “Hippo Birdie Two Ewe” song :) I always like birthdays, and this one sums it up! :) 

buzzfeed:

The hottest new fashion trend is chicken sweaters.